hotboyproblems:

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

(Source: konchika)

hotboyproblems:

Me Interviewing a Bird On My Porch: So is it scary to fly in the rain?

turing-tested:

vriskerly-actions:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

angelic-poisonn:

atissi:

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

urgedd:

teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

mazarinedrake:

My dream is to live in a cabin by a lake in the rainy mountains, where I can look outside and see fog drifting silently over the water…but it’s got to have high-speed internet too, or I would die. 

gaytotodile:

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

s2gj66b8ab:

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

(Source: c2g69b8ab4)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

littlesquishplush:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hey so

Vote

What if I’m Canadian

then you have my permission to throw snowballs at americans

ghastly-h-crackers:

wilwheaton:

snappysprinkledog:

Step 1: don’t screw it up

Failed step 1

you had one job

How’s that working out for you?

cockdriip:

*with his cum in my mouth* are u mad at me :/

(Source: 2003-boy)

lovelysuggestions:

don’t feel guilty for not being able to handle everything, for needing a break. you need to look after yourself, too. self care is not selfish.

kogaroshi:

wickedseahag:

gays! clean your room

nopisteuo:

spookyluigi:

OR ANYTHING